Welcome to Hell…Wait, It’s My Inbox!

How to Take Charge of Your Email Once and For All

I am Indiana Jones entering the tomb. It is pitch black and I am only carrying one torch to light the way. Danger is lurking everywhere. That’s why I have my machete knife raised and ready to strike, should I be attacked at any moment. Yet I bravely plow forward, deeper into the abyss, because I know that somewhere, under all the rubble, there is a buried treasure I must find.

These are my thoughts every time when I open up my email or Linkedin Inbox.

Here are the Six Biggest Email Fails.

If it fits into one of these categories, I’m outta here. I’m not going to read your email or if I must, I’m going to be quite annoyed.

Weird, Way-Out-There Emails

Yes, this is pure spam yet sadly, I see some normal people doing it. Being professional with people you don’t know is imperial. I don’t want to join your “Glitter Sparkles Ladies” group. I’m not interested in manifesting wealth through a chant session with you. And I definitely find it creepy that you are commenting on liking my eyes or asking me, a total stranger if we can’t be friends since you are lonely. Flirts, creeps, and weirdos got blocked. It got so bad that I even created a…